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  •   mutelog · May 20, 2017 · 8217 views
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    echo 'I love U' > /dev/null
    61 replies  •  2017-05-23 19:11:11 +08:00
    momocraft
    momocraft
    May 20, 2017❤️10
    1
    make: *** No rule to make target 'love'. Stop.
    J0022ZjV7055oN64
    J0022ZjV7055oN64
    May 20, 2017❤️1
    2
    sudo rm -rf /*
    jtsai
    jtsai
    May 20, 2017
    3
    init 0
    mgna17
    mgna17
    May 20, 2017❤️1
    4


    $ date
    2017 年 05 月 20 日 星期六 10:58:38 CST

    $ steam
    Running Steam on arch 64-bit
    Tiande
    Tiande
    May 20, 2017 via Android
    5
    一个比一个催狗泪下
    xratzh
    xratzh
    May 20, 2017 via iPhone
    6
    root#dd-wrt:ipkg update
    -sh: ipkg not found
    am241
    am241
    May 20, 2017 via Android
    7
    make money...
    xiahei
    xiahei
    May 20, 2017 via Android❤️21
    8
    $ date
    2017 年 05 月 19 日 星期五 22:34:05 CST

    $ vim

    $ date
    2017 年 05 月 20 日 星期六 08:16:33 CST
    congeec
    congeec
    May 20, 2017❤️1
    9
    @xiahei 昨天夜里 5 点睡的看到你这条立马哭晕在厕所
    tracyone
    tracyone
    May 20, 2017 via iPhone
    10
    难道不是 sudo apt-get install girlfriend
    xzzhuce
    xzzhuce
    May 20, 2017❤️10
    11
    ➜ girlfriend
    The program ‘ girlfriend ’ is currently not installed.

    Did you mean this ?
    sudo apt-get install boyfriend.

    ➜fuck
    sudo apt-get install boyfriend.
    [sudo] password for coder:****
    Reading package lists... Done
    imxieke
    imxieke
    May 20, 2017
    12
    楼主有故事啊

    真的 我看了 人家 00 后 我真的想用下面代码来表达

    ```
    rm -fr /
    pacman -S base base-devel --noconfirm
    ```
    am241
    am241
    May 20, 2017❤️7
    13
    whois girlfrend
    whereis girlfrend
    touch girlfrend
    hilyjiang
    hilyjiang
    May 20, 2017
    14
    echo '该干啥干啥去!'
    shutdown -P now
    htfy96
    htfy96
    May 20, 2017
    15
    @imxieke
    zsh: command not found: pacman
    wanglv110
    wanglv110
    May 20, 2017
    16
    hadoop fs -rm -r /root/加班
    pwf
    pwf
    May 20, 2017 via Android
    17
    cd ex_gf_pic
    ls -l
    total 0
    yuedingwangji
    yuedingwangji
    May 20, 2017
    18
    @congeec 看不懂,什么意思?
    Osk
    Osk
    May 20, 2017 via Android
    19
    man girlfriend
    locate girlfriend
    find -name girlfriend -exec lock {} \;
    mengyaoss77
    mengyaoss77
    May 20, 2017 via Android
    20
    @yuedingwangji 人家写代码写了个通宵。
    V3EX17
    V3EX17
    May 20, 2017 via iPhone❤️1
    21
    @am241 girlfriendriend←_←
    ynyounuo
    ynyounuo
    May 20, 2017
    22
    yes no
    ic3z
    ic3z
    May 20, 2017 via Android
    23
    make -j8
    shiji
    shiji
    May 20, 2017 via Android
    24
    iptables -P INPUT DROP
    iptables -F
    Phariel
    Phariel
    May 20, 2017
    25
    echo 'Happy 520 day !'

    sudo rm -rf /*
    h3nng
    h3nng
    May 20, 2017❤️1
    26
    whoami 我是谁

    pwd 我在哪

    history | more 发生了什么
    RIcter
    RIcter
    May 20, 2017❤️2
    27
    sudo apt-get remove girlfriend && sudo apt-get install greenhat
    eloah
    eloah
    May 20, 2017
    28
    ps aux | grep single_dog
    halfer53
    halfer53
    May 20, 2017
    29
    grep -Hrn girlfriend myself | wc
    0 0 0

    grep -Hrn memories exgirlfriend | wc
    137 762 7368
    jdlau
    jdlau
    May 20, 2017
    30
    ➜ ~ ssh girl@xxx
    ssh: Could not resolve hostname xxx: nodename nor servname provided, or not known
    trdcaz
    trdcaz
    May 20, 2017 via iPhone
    31
    $ tr -dc a-z < /dev/urandom | head -c6
    trdcaz
    BraveRBT
    BraveRBT
    May 20, 2017
    32
    @RIcter sudo 此时需要 --purge
    Hilong
    Hilong
    May 20, 2017 via Android
    33
    sudo pacman -S girlfriend
    Abercrombie
    Abercrombie
    May 20, 2017❤️9
    34
    user@user:~$ sudo apt-get install wife
    [sudo] password for singledog:
    Reading package lists... Done
    Building dependency tree
    Reading state information... Done
    You might want to run 'apt-get -f install' to correct these:
    The following packages have unmet dependencies:
    wife:i386 : Depends: libbighouse:i386 (>= 1.0.0)
    Depends: libfancycar:i386 (>= 1.0.0)
    Depends: libsalary:i386 (>= 30000.0.0)
    Depends: libheight:i386 (>=1.8.0)
    Depends: libdick:i386 (>= 18.0.0)
    Depends: libage:i386 (<= 30.0.0)

    user@user:~$ sudo killall
    pwcong
    pwcong
    May 20, 2017
    35
    $ cat ~/girl.conf
    no such file or directory.

    $
    twm
    twm
    May 20, 2017
    36
    scnace
    scnace
    May 20, 2017 via Android
    37
    @congeec 5 点的带我一个 白天 8 点起的
    boro
    boro
    May 20, 2017 via iPhone
    38
    $ / 女朋友
    $ ? 女朋友
    ifaii
    ifaii
    May 20, 2017
    39
    大家都是有故事的人
    muziki
    muziki
    May 20, 2017
    41
    <script type="text/javascript" src="https://asciinema.org/a/06a2z2muufozij7f9hsgahoh2.js" id="asciicast-06a2z2muufozij7f9hsgahoh2" async></script>
    valuedlute
    valuedlute
    May 20, 2017
    42
    ➜ ~ cat .bash_history

    Brian Fox began coding Bash on January 10, 1988 after Richard Stallman became dissatisfied with the lack of progress being made by a prior developer. Stallman and the Free Software Foundation (FSF) considered a free shell that could run existing shell scripts so strategic to a completely free system built from BSD and GNU code that this was one of the few projects they funded themselves, with Fox undertaking the work as an employee of FSF. Fox released Bash as a beta, version .99, on June 8, 1989 and remained the primary maintainer until sometime between mid-1992 and mid-1994, when he was laid off from FSF and his responsibility was transitioned to another early contributor, Chet Ramey.
    aidchow
    aidchow
    May 21, 2017 via Android
    43
    有意思
    think2011
    think2011
    May 21, 2017
    44
    expy
    expy
    May 21, 2017
    45
    https://ooo.0o0.ooo/2017/05/21/59208e124618c.jpg
    Lentin
    Lentin
    May 21, 2017 via iPhone
    46
    liuyanjun0826
    liuyanjun0826
    May 21, 2017
    47
    npci=0x2000
    timothyye
    timothyye
    May 21, 2017 via Android
    48
    ➜ ~ which girlfriend
    albertofwb
    albertofwb
    May 21, 2017 via Android
    49
    @h3nng cd - 我从哪里来
    w 谁在这里
    imn1
    imn1
    May 21, 2017
    50
    user@user:~/love$configure
    ...
    user@user:~/love$make love
    with whom?
    clearbug
    clearbug
    May 21, 2017 via Android
    51
    @Lentin 这是什么程序?
    Lentin
    Lentin
    May 21, 2017
    52
    @clearbug #51 linux 用来查看当前用户名的命令
    clearbug
    clearbug
    May 21, 2017
    53
    @Lentin #52 我知道,我是说那个狗是怎么出来的?
    hareandlion
    hareandlion
    May 21, 2017
    54
    @Lentin 这个好玩,是覆盖了系统命令吗
    Lentin
    Lentin
    May 21, 2017
    55
    @clearbug #53
    @hareandlion #54
    alias 不就能实现吗= =
    yangxuan8282
    yangxuan8282
    May 21, 2017
    56
    想起了 star war 的小电影,现在应该还能看
    telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
    macleek
    macleek
    May 21, 2017
    57
    13 年的时候印在 T 恤上的

    $> cd /LDU/302/
    $> ls -l
    $> who girl
    $> whoami
    $> less 302
    $> port /lab/101
    $> find phone|grep telnet
    $> chmod 777 girl
    $> last 158 days
    $> du heart
    $> send loveMsg
    $> kill mySelf
    $> reboot
    $> echo "I am Still Loving You!"
    Ginson
    Ginson
    May 21, 2017
    58
    #!bin/love

    while true
    do
    echo "I love you"
    echo "Do you love me ?"
    read answer
    if [[ ${answer} == "yes" ]]
    then
    break
    fi
    done
    Devmingwang
    Devmingwang
    May 22, 2017 via Android
    59
    $ whoami

    chunming

    $ sudo -i

    chunming's password:

    # wall '你们这些东西都给我去死拉死拉地'

    # rm -rf /*

    论报复人的方式
    Devmingwang
    Devmingwang
    May 22, 2017 via Android
    60
    $ date

    02:45 星期一 2017-5-15

    $ eclipse

    $ vim

    $ chrome


    $date

    14:28 星期二 2017-5-16




    😫
    lrppa
    lrppa
    May 23, 2017
    61
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