echo 'I love U' > /dev/null
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make: *** No rule to make target 'love'. Stop.
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sudo rm -rf /*
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jtsaiMay 20, 2017
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init 0
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$ date 2017 年 05 月 20 日 星期六 10:58:38 CST $ steam Running Steam on arch 64-bit |
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TiandeMay 20, 2017 via Android
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一个比一个催狗泪下
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xratzhMay 20, 2017 via iPhone
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root#dd-wrt:ipkg update
-sh: ipkg not found |
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am241May 20, 2017 via Android
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make money...
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$ date
2017 年 05 月 19 日 星期五 22:34:05 CST $ vim $ date 2017 年 05 月 20 日 星期六 08:16:33 CST |
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tracyoneMay 20, 2017 via iPhone
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难道不是 sudo apt-get install girlfriend
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➜ girlfriend
The program ‘ girlfriend ’ is currently not installed. Did you mean this ? sudo apt-get install boyfriend. ➜fuck sudo apt-get install boyfriend. [sudo] password for coder:**** Reading package lists... Done |
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imxiekeMay 20, 2017
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楼主有故事啊
真的 我看了 人家 00 后 我真的想用下面代码来表达 ``` rm -fr / pacman -S base base-devel --noconfirm ``` |
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whois girlfrend
whereis girlfrend touch girlfrend |
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hilyjiangMay 20, 2017
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echo '该干啥干啥去!'
shutdown -P now |
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wanglv110May 20, 2017
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hadoop fs -rm -r /root/加班
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pwfMay 20, 2017 via Android
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cd ex_gf_pic
ls -l total 0 |
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yuedingwangjiMay 20, 2017
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@congeec 看不懂,什么意思?
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OskMay 20, 2017 via Android
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man girlfriend
locate girlfriend find -name girlfriend -exec lock {} \; |
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mengyaoss77May 20, 2017 via Android
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@yuedingwangji 人家写代码写了个通宵。
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ynyounuoMay 20, 2017
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yes no
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ic3zMay 20, 2017 via Android
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make -j8
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shijiMay 20, 2017 via Android
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iptables -P INPUT DROP
iptables -F |
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PharielMay 20, 2017
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echo 'Happy 520 day !'
sudo rm -rf /* |
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whoami 我是谁
pwd 我在哪 history | more 发生了什么 |
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sudo apt-get remove girlfriend && sudo apt-get install greenhat
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eloahMay 20, 2017
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ps aux | grep single_dog
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halfer53May 20, 2017
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grep -Hrn girlfriend myself | wc
0 0 0 grep -Hrn memories exgirlfriend | wc 137 762 7368 |
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jdlauMay 20, 2017
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➜ ~ ssh girl@xxx
ssh: Could not resolve hostname xxx: nodename nor servname provided, or not known |
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trdcazMay 20, 2017 via iPhone
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$ tr -dc a-z < /dev/urandom | head -c6
trdcaz |
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HilongMay 20, 2017 via Android
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sudo pacman -S girlfriend
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user@user:~$ sudo apt-get install wife
[sudo] password for singledog: Reading package lists... Done Building dependency tree Reading state information... Done You might want to run 'apt-get -f install' to correct these: The following packages have unmet dependencies: wife:i386 : Depends: libbighouse:i386 (>= 1.0.0) Depends: libfancycar:i386 (>= 1.0.0) Depends: libsalary:i386 (>= 30000.0.0) Depends: libheight:i386 (>=1.8.0) Depends: libdick:i386 (>= 18.0.0) Depends: libage:i386 (<= 30.0.0) user@user:~$ sudo killall |
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pwcongMay 20, 2017
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$ cat ~/girl.conf
no such file or directory. $ |
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twmMay 20, 2017
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boroMay 20, 2017 via iPhone
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$ / 女朋友
$ ? 女朋友 |
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ifaiiMay 20, 2017
39
大家都是有故事的人
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muzikiMay 20, 2017
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muzikiMay 20, 2017
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<script type="text/javascript" src="https://asciinema.org/a/06a2z2muufozij7f9hsgahoh2.js" id="asciicast-06a2z2muufozij7f9hsgahoh2" async></script>
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valuedluteMay 20, 2017
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➜ ~ cat .bash_history
Brian Fox began coding Bash on January 10, 1988 after Richard Stallman became dissatisfied with the lack of progress being made by a prior developer. Stallman and the Free Software Foundation (FSF) considered a free shell that could run existing shell scripts so strategic to a completely free system built from BSD and GNU code that this was one of the few projects they funded themselves, with Fox undertaking the work as an employee of FSF. Fox released Bash as a beta, version .99, on June 8, 1989 and remained the primary maintainer until sometime between mid-1992 and mid-1994, when he was laid off from FSF and his responsibility was transitioned to another early contributor, Chet Ramey. |
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aidchowMay 21, 2017 via Android
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有意思
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think2011May 21, 2017
44
curl google.com
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expyMay 21, 2017
45
https://ooo.0o0.ooo/2017/05/21/59208e124618c.jpg
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liuyanjun0826May 21, 2017
47
npci=0x2000
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timothyyeMay 21, 2017 via Android
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➜ ~ which girlfriend
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albertofwbMay 21, 2017 via Android
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@h3nng cd - 我从哪里来
w 谁在这里 |
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imn1May 21, 2017
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user@user:~/love$configure
... user@user:~/love$make love with whom? |
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hareandlionMay 21, 2017
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@Lentin 这个好玩,是覆盖了系统命令吗
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LentinMay 21, 2017
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yangxuan8282May 21, 2017
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macleekMay 21, 2017
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13 年的时候印在 T 恤上的
$> cd /LDU/302/ $> ls -l $> who girl $> whoami $> less 302 $> port /lab/101 $> find phone|grep telnet $> chmod 777 girl $> last 158 days $> du heart $> send loveMsg $> kill mySelf $> reboot $> echo "I am Still Loving You!" |
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GinsonMay 21, 2017
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#!bin/love
while true do echo "I love you" echo "Do you love me ?" read answer if [[ ${answer} == "yes" ]] then break fi done |
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DevmingwangMay 22, 2017 via Android
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$ whoami
chunming $ sudo -i chunming's password: # wall '你们这些东西都给我去死拉死拉地' # rm -rf /* 论报复人的方式 |
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DevmingwangMay 22, 2017 via Android
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$ date
02:45 星期一 2017-5-15 $ eclipse $ vim $ chrome $date 14:28 星期二 2017-5-16 😫 |
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lrppaMay 23, 2017
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SPAM
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